Post by bezzer on Dec 23, 2023 10:27:48 GMT 1
It is Christmas Eve, and this chap is on a roof top about to jump off.
His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he
owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers
and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him on the
shoulder.
"Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas.
The man explains why he is so miserable and then gets ready to jump.
"Stop !" shouts Father Christmas.
"It is Christmas, I will grant you three wishes to solve your problems
on the understanding that you will grant me a small favour in return!"
"Would you ?" the man replies.
"That would be wonderful!!.....Thank you, thank you !"
Father Christmas promises him that:
1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her
sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return,and
she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend.
2. You shall go into work after the holidays, sit at your desk and continue with
your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will
have any recollection of your sacking.
3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in
credit, you will have no outstanding bills.
"Oh thank you, thank you!" says the man.
"What is it that I can do for you?"
Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over. After a
quite brutal Rogering, which made his eyes water a little, Father
Christmas asks the man how old he is.
"42" replies the man.
"Ho Ho Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren't
you!"?
Chuckled the jolly fat gay b*****d.
His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he
owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers
and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him on the
shoulder.
"Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas.
The man explains why he is so miserable and then gets ready to jump.
"Stop !" shouts Father Christmas.
"It is Christmas, I will grant you three wishes to solve your problems
on the understanding that you will grant me a small favour in return!"
"Would you ?" the man replies.
"That would be wonderful!!.....Thank you, thank you !"
Father Christmas promises him that:
1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her
sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return,and
she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend.
2. You shall go into work after the holidays, sit at your desk and continue with
your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will
have any recollection of your sacking.
3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in
credit, you will have no outstanding bills.
"Oh thank you, thank you!" says the man.
"What is it that I can do for you?"
Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over. After a
quite brutal Rogering, which made his eyes water a little, Father
Christmas asks the man how old he is.
"42" replies the man.
"Ho Ho Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren't
you!"?
Chuckled the jolly fat gay b*****d.