Post by geoffers997 on Nov 5, 2023 21:46:05 GMT 1
My mate Dylan is a funny sod, drives a taxi for a living….he said some Doris got in the cab the other day stark b@ll@ck naked and asked to go to the railway station.
He’s driving along and she notices he keeps looking at her in the mirror.
Eventually she gets a bit fed up and says
‘You had enough oggling at me? You never seen a naked woman before?’
He says yes, he’s seen naked women before and didn’t mean to oggle at her
‘So why’d you keep staring at me then ? She says.
He just says ‘I’m just wondering where you’re keeping the money for the fare luv’
He’s driving along and she notices he keeps looking at her in the mirror.
Eventually she gets a bit fed up and says
‘You had enough oggling at me? You never seen a naked woman before?’
He says yes, he’s seen naked women before and didn’t mean to oggle at her
‘So why’d you keep staring at me then ? She says.
He just says ‘I’m just wondering where you’re keeping the money for the fare luv’
