Ebay sellers pricing guide
Mar 17, 2023 13:51:18 GMT 1
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Post by veg on Mar 17, 2023 13:51:18 GMT 1
Costs for purchasing of Lc parts based on a psychological profile of recent eBay sellers pricing structures for Lc prices. Note this doesn’t at this time include Ypvs models as they are hugely unappealing to the majority and are still seen as the poor man’s/shite in the eye option.
Run of the mill used shite no longer fit for purpose but from an original bike that is still available new through dealers is new price x3 plus 20% plus handling fee of £5 also equals 1/2 a curly wurly
Used part nla worn to near service limits 1000% value increase on original price plus 20% rarity value plus 20% handling fee or 3 curly wurlys or single kidney
Nos packaged and left laying on a dealers shelf since 1981 care worn box faded condition and 42 years of dead flies and spiders min price of £500 irrespective of contents the rarer items will incur sharp intakes of breath and how f**king much comments the more olive drab the greater the value at least a double multi pack of curly wurlys may be as much as 1 teste and 1 kidney
Nos but still available twice retail price esp of packaging has been booted around a warehouse a single multi pack of curly wurlys
The rarest of the rare nos found in the loft having never been fitted when as a youth you’d crashed your pride and joy and insurance paid out. Simples 2 kidneys, 2 testes and an open invitation to the seller to drop and cough on a semi regular basis.
The above does not apply to any one in the north of the American continent as everyone knows it’s only us Brit’s foolish enough to pay through the nose for stuff.
Therefore as a guide
1 curly wurly = 2 pieces of shite
3 curly wurlys= 1 slightly less shite piece of shite
Double pack of curly wurly=nos shite
1 kidney=more shite
2 kidneys=more expensive shite
Teste/s=Uber expensive and rare shite
Lifetimes servitude to sellers sexual peccadilloes =rarest of the rare shite
Run of the mill used shite no longer fit for purpose but from an original bike that is still available new through dealers is new price x3 plus 20% plus handling fee of £5 also equals 1/2 a curly wurly
Used part nla worn to near service limits 1000% value increase on original price plus 20% rarity value plus 20% handling fee or 3 curly wurlys or single kidney
Nos packaged and left laying on a dealers shelf since 1981 care worn box faded condition and 42 years of dead flies and spiders min price of £500 irrespective of contents the rarer items will incur sharp intakes of breath and how f**king much comments the more olive drab the greater the value at least a double multi pack of curly wurlys may be as much as 1 teste and 1 kidney
Nos but still available twice retail price esp of packaging has been booted around a warehouse a single multi pack of curly wurlys
The rarest of the rare nos found in the loft having never been fitted when as a youth you’d crashed your pride and joy and insurance paid out. Simples 2 kidneys, 2 testes and an open invitation to the seller to drop and cough on a semi regular basis.
The above does not apply to any one in the north of the American continent as everyone knows it’s only us Brit’s foolish enough to pay through the nose for stuff.
Therefore as a guide
1 curly wurly = 2 pieces of shite
3 curly wurlys= 1 slightly less shite piece of shite
Double pack of curly wurly=nos shite
1 kidney=more shite
2 kidneys=more expensive shite
Teste/s=Uber expensive and rare shite
Lifetimes servitude to sellers sexual peccadilloes =rarest of the rare shite
