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Post by veg on Jan 12, 2021 15:48:08 GMT 1
Missus makes the money I make the difference š. Anyways mr my wife is part of COBRA Iām guessing she doesnāt make the tea š. Iām just a kept man. Iād say Iāve cheap tastes but sheād batter me.
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Post by st66 on Jan 12, 2021 18:03:42 GMT 1
And wtf is batterd Mars bars all aboot you lot over the border,, talk about shite on a plate,, god š¤®so wrong,,, saying that the best curry I've ever had was ticka chicken massala in a curry house in glasgie,, nice packistani chap Broad Glasgow accent took me aback for a min or two, lol, but the food wash so lush , I pop in every time I'm about there mint,, and Sunday roast in a carvery in Edinburgh about two mile from the zoo on the same road heading west lush lush,,,, I so wana be scottish lol
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Post by muttsnuts on Jan 12, 2021 18:17:39 GMT 1
vesta curries, brings back memories of my mate who loves hot food, we went for an indian meal in the 80's, he got a vindaloo and sent it back as it wasn't hot enough, so they spiced it up, he sent it back again, so the chef came out after spicing it up even more (hotter than a Phal by now) and said if he eats it all, all our meals would be on the house, so my mate tucks into, clears the plate, swigs his lager down and says to the chef "I've had hotter Vesta Curries" - apart from getting the meal for nowt, we got thrown out - but we where all laughing so hard we didn't care ! - the day after my mate did say his arse was like the Japanese flag though !
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Post by Gitram on Jan 12, 2021 21:26:14 GMT 1
deep fried Mars bars are just for the tourists.. we don't eat that here..
marti
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jan 12, 2021 21:31:28 GMT 1
True, never had one
They say they help you work, rest and play
Sounds like a health food to me š
Steve
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Post by stusco on Jan 12, 2021 21:41:47 GMT 1
Never even saw one and i like chippiesš¬ Donner calzone is my fave pizza/kebab
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Post by steve h on Jan 12, 2021 21:44:49 GMT 1
And wtf is batterd Mars bars all aboot you lot over the border,, talk about shite on a plate,, god š¤®so wrong,,, saying that the best curry I've ever had was ticka chicken massala in a curry house in glasgie,, nice packistani chap Broad Glasgow accent took me aback for a min or two, lol, but the food wash so lush , I pop in every time I'm about there mint,, and Sunday roast in a carvery in Edinburgh about two mile from the zoo on the same road heading west lush lush,,,, I so wana be scottish lol Wanna be Scottish? Eat porridge for a year, avoid sunlight till you have a pale sickly complexion and a blue hue, support a shite fittba team, claim to have been one of the pitch invasion of Wembley 77, deep fry everything, get blootered, and practise the art in front of the mirror. And if yer posh... malky a few grouse... Hope this helps. PS Move to Blackpool or Benidorm....
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Post by veg on Jan 12, 2021 21:53:03 GMT 1
Alternatively anth Do scag and Bucky whilst chomping on fat filled pastry š oh and chose a side (norn ironās for Jessieās). You did a tour that was practice mate.
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Post by veg on Jan 12, 2021 21:56:11 GMT 1
And wtf is batterd Mars bars all aboot you lot over the border,, talk about shite on a plate,, god š¤®so wrong,,, saying that the best curry I've ever had was ticka chicken massala in a curry house in glasgie,, nice packistani chap Broad Glasgow accent took me aback for a min or two, lol, but the food wash so lush , I pop in every time I'm about there mint,, and Sunday roast in a carvery in Edinburgh about two mile from the zoo on the same road heading west lush lush,,,, I so wana be scottish lol Wanna be Scottish? Eat porridge for a year, avoid sunlight till you have a pale sickly complexion and a blue hue, support a shite fittba team, claim to have been one of the pitch invasion of Wembley 77, deep fry everything, get blootered, and practise the art in front of the mirror. And if yer posh... malky a few grouse... Hope this helps. PS Move to Blackpool or Benidorm.... No longer true Steve they didnāt realise the ending of free movement also meant them their coming home in droves ( well it was on the libtard main stream media so could be cobblers? )
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Post by st66 on Jan 12, 2021 22:23:09 GMT 1
So basically put on another ten stone from eating a poke of chips nd Mars bars, lower my standards by alott lol and consume barrels of booze and paint half my face blue, ile be like rab c,, and say see you Jimmy oh and moove te Blackpool,,, vwala scottish. Lol. No offence meant lolš
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Post by steve h on Jan 12, 2021 22:26:01 GMT 1
Yeah...you need Ā£46k a year with a family of 4, to venture to the sun now... Well that's the recruitment of HM Govs vets down the shitter if it is reciprocated...For the Spanish ones.
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Post by steve h on Jan 12, 2021 22:33:53 GMT 1
So basically put on another ten stone from eating a poke of chips nd Mars bars, lower my standards by alott lol and consume barrels of booze and paint half my face blue, ile be like rab c,, and say see you Jimmy oh and moove te Blackpool,,, vwala scottish. Lol. No offence meant lolš Or you could just love the place, it's culture, it's people, it's scenery, the craic, the world class produce both land and sea... And the amber nectar...
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Post by steve h on Jan 12, 2021 22:36:00 GMT 1
Alternatively anth Do scag and Bucky whilst chomping on fat filled pastry š oh and chose a side (norn ironās for Jessieās). You did a tour that was practice mate. You talking about Essex now?
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Post by st66 on Jan 12, 2021 22:38:01 GMT 1
So basically put on another ten stone from eating a poke of chips nd Mars bars, lower my standards by alott lol and consume barrels of booze and paint half my face blue, ile be like rab c,, and say see you Jimmy oh and moove te Blackpool,,, vwala scottish. Lol. No offence meant lolš Or you could just love the place, it's culture, it's people, it's scenery, the craic, the world class produce both land and sea... And the amber nectar... My thoughts exactly mate, and nothing better than a Scottish accent from a bonny lass,,but that's another story lolš
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Post by st66 on Jan 12, 2021 22:40:55 GMT 1
Essex?? Where action man lives,,, coz he's all plastic too you know lol
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Post by veg on Jan 12, 2021 22:53:24 GMT 1
Careful youāll upset our Matt, there is no finer place on this earth than jockland, I keep telling the wife she needs to go home ( well not Grangemouth) .
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Post by Gitram on Jan 13, 2021 19:02:16 GMT 1
like most women, she won't be listening...
do what Dave's wife did and buy another house and then tell her..
hope this helps..
marti
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