Post by pedheadfred on Nov 29, 2020 20:35:59 GMT 1
guy walks in to a bar and asks the bartender for a Run n Coke, bartender handed him an Apple and says here you go Sir enjoy.
The guy says no mate I want a drink Rum n Coke ! , Bartender says trust me try it you won't be disappointed.
So he bit the Apple geez it tastes like Rum , bartender says turn it around so he does and bites it geez tastes like Coke fantastic.
Another bloke walks in and before he can speak this guy says fella try one of his Apples he can make it taste of Anything you want it too.
Really smirks the fella before saying right then I want one to taste like Pussy then !
as he winks at the guy.
As quick as a flash the bartender hands him an Apple and says there you go Sir enjoy !
The fella takes a big bite of it and immediately spits it back out out shouting that tastes like (S H I T !) (
) .
The bartender says turn it around Sir
The guy says no mate I want a drink Rum n Coke ! , Bartender says trust me try it you won't be disappointed.
So he bit the Apple geez it tastes like Rum , bartender says turn it around so he does and bites it geez tastes like Coke fantastic.
Another bloke walks in and before he can speak this guy says fella try one of his Apples he can make it taste of Anything you want it too.
Really smirks the fella before saying right then I want one to taste like Pussy then !
as he winks at the guy.As quick as a flash the bartender hands him an Apple and says there you go Sir enjoy !
The fella takes a big bite of it and immediately spits it back out out shouting that tastes like (S H I T !) (
) .The bartender says turn it around Sir
