Post by doohanno1 on Jun 24, 2020 20:06:04 GMT 1
A golfer hits his ball off the 1st tee and the ball goes into the trees. He goes in to look for it and comes across a leprechaun out cold with a lump on his head and the ball nearby. The golfer gets a bottle of water out of his bag pours some of it over the leprechaun and wakes him up. The Leprechaun says
"What happened where am I?"
The golfer says
"I'm sorry I must have hit you with my golf ball and knocked you out"
The Leprechaun says
"Well you've caught me you're entitled to 3 wishes"
The golfer says
"No that's ok I'm just happy you're ok" and walks away..
The Leprechaun thinks to himself what a nice guy not to take advantage of the situation. I think I'm going to grant him the 3 wishes I think he would have asked for
1. I'm going to make him a great golfer,
2. I'm going to give him as much money as he wants &
3. i'm going to give him a great sex life.
A year goes by and the same golfer plays off the tee and the ball goes into the trees. He goes in and finds the Leprechaun waiting. The Leprechaun says “I made your ball come in here. I wanted a word about how things are going. Tell me how's your golf game?"
The golfer says
"I'm playing the best golf of my life I could even turn professional if I wanted to".
The Leprechaun says
"And how are you for money?" The golfer says
"It's unbelievable every time I put my hand in my pocket I come out with a €50 note I didn't know I had". The Leprechaun says
"and how's your sex life?" The golfer blushes and mumbles something. The Leprechaun says
"come on, I want to know if I've done a good job, how many times a week?"
The golfer blushes again and says
"once or twice" the Leprechaun says
"What!!! I give you a gift of a great sex life and you're only getting it once or twice a week"!. The golfer says
"That's not bad for a catholic priest in a small parish"😂😂😂
"What happened where am I?"
The golfer says
"I'm sorry I must have hit you with my golf ball and knocked you out"
The Leprechaun says
"Well you've caught me you're entitled to 3 wishes"
The golfer says
"No that's ok I'm just happy you're ok" and walks away..
The Leprechaun thinks to himself what a nice guy not to take advantage of the situation. I think I'm going to grant him the 3 wishes I think he would have asked for
1. I'm going to make him a great golfer,
2. I'm going to give him as much money as he wants &
3. i'm going to give him a great sex life.
A year goes by and the same golfer plays off the tee and the ball goes into the trees. He goes in and finds the Leprechaun waiting. The Leprechaun says “I made your ball come in here. I wanted a word about how things are going. Tell me how's your golf game?"
The golfer says
"I'm playing the best golf of my life I could even turn professional if I wanted to".
The Leprechaun says
"And how are you for money?" The golfer says
"It's unbelievable every time I put my hand in my pocket I come out with a €50 note I didn't know I had". The Leprechaun says
"and how's your sex life?" The golfer blushes and mumbles something. The Leprechaun says
"come on, I want to know if I've done a good job, how many times a week?"
The golfer blushes again and says
"once or twice" the Leprechaun says
"What!!! I give you a gift of a great sex life and you're only getting it once or twice a week"!. The golfer says
"That's not bad for a catholic priest in a small parish"😂😂😂