Post by hoist1 on May 20, 2020 3:56:02 GMT 1
Am hopeless at humour, amongst other things, just ask the wife. Prob get this wrong so will have to improvise, apologies in advance. Bloke goes into a pub and buys a pint, sitting at the bar chatting to the landlord he then notices a gorilla. The gorilla is sat in the corner knocking back his beer, smoking a cigar, a tart on each knee, he has the tv remote and he’s watching David Attenborough, in between eating bananas a bunch at a time he is throwing darts at the board, loudly insulting all the customers, oh and there is another tart under the table. Amazed he asks the landlord ‘ that’s incredible, what’s the crack with the gorilla’ ? Oh he works here replies the landlord, ‘ works here’? Says the bloke, doing what’? Landlord says ‘ anything he effing wants to do’