Fifty shades of grey-ish Dec 4, 2018 17:33:50 GMT 1 ken007, raven13, and 1 more like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by urbantangleweed on Dec 4, 2018 17:33:50 GMT 1 At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen.Staring at her naked body, I asked what she wanted. She told me to go for something between a smack and a stroke. So I went for a smoke.'How do you feel about using toys in the bedroom?' she asked, 'Fine,' I said, 'But I can't see how we're going to fit a Scalextric in here.'Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave flow through it. I probably should've told her about the new electric fence.As I lay there on the floor, my naked body covered in treacle and whipped cream, I heard those inevitable words . . . 'Clean up on aisle 3.'Frantically I tore off her dress, bra and knickers. My heart was racing but I just managed to close the wardrobe door before she got home.'Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over the dining table expectantly. 'OK,' I replied, 'The meat's too dry and the vegetables are overcooked.'She leaned over the kitchen table and said 'Smack that bottom, smack it hard!', 'I am,' I said, 'But the ketchup just won't come out.'They asked me to smear their naked bodies with the produce from my herb garden but I just couldn't do it. Too many women, not enough thyme.Her body trembled and shook.'I can't wait any longer, do it now!' she cried. 'OK,' I said and got the winter duvet from the airing cupboard.