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Post by billbott on Aug 14, 2008 21:58:56 GMT 1
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas..
Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
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Post by scott on Aug 14, 2008 22:00:30 GMT 1
nice 1 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by kwack10 on Aug 15, 2008 17:30:08 GMT 1
lol ;D ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ;D
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Post by Sunny on Aug 16, 2008 11:12:35 GMT 1
![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) brilliant mate laugh i did,
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Post by rd125lc85 on Aug 16, 2008 18:13:35 GMT 1
lol ;D ;D ;D
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Post by daz on Aug 16, 2008 21:27:59 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Norbo on Aug 21, 2008 10:31:59 GMT 1
Thats a good one LOL
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