old joke

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this miners wife is worried sick as her thirteen year old son as not come home from a birthday party & it is one in the morning her husband is out on the piss any way her son comes in after one she says where the f**k have you been he is drunk & says I went to a birthday party had some jelly & blancmange got pissed & had a shag she says you little b*****d sit their till your dad comes in two thirty his dad comes in she says your son came in after one in the morning he went to a birthday party had jelly & blancmange got drunk had a shag give him a good hiding he says to his wife pass me the frying pan she says you can`t hit him with frying pan he replies I am not going to hit him with it going to fry him a steak you can`t go out drinking & shagging all night on jelly & blancmange