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Post by jakethepeg007 on Dec 9, 2015 15:29:15 GMT 1
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried.
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Post by jakethepeg007 on Dec 9, 2015 15:36:14 GMT 1
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married. So, Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute.
"Well," said Little Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
"And how will you live?"
"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Little Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
"Well," said Little Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
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Post by Norbo on Dec 14, 2015 11:30:06 GMT 1
That's fooking hilarious
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Fascinate
Dec 25, 2015 12:50:52 GMT 1
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Post by Slabsideian on Dec 25, 2015 12:50:52 GMT 1
Little Johnny was asked by his school teacher to use the word contageous in a sentence.
He said, "My dad and I were looking out the window at old Mrs. Johnson painting her fence and I asked me dad how long he thought it would take her, and he said that 'it'll take that c**t ages'"
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Fascinate
Dec 29, 2015 21:17:42 GMT 1
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Post by Delbert on Dec 29, 2015 21:17:42 GMT 1
Lol , he'll go a long way will little Johnny !
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