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Post by paulrd69 on Nov 14, 2015 23:55:19 GMT 1
Poor old Paddy, he'd been sat at the bar all day slowly getting more and more drunk because he was so confused and in a right dilemma, the barman says "Paddy what the hell is the matter with you?" he says "its not fair!" the barman says "tell me i might be able to help you" Paddy says "for the life of me i cannot work out why my sister has 3 brothers and i only have 2"!.
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Post by unrealedd on Nov 15, 2015 20:47:04 GMT 1
Hehe!
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Post by bigkenx on Nov 16, 2015 19:43:41 GMT 1
Ha ha
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Post by robj on Mar 1, 2016 23:36:32 GMT 1
I told paddy my friend fell off his bike ,he had a broken arm a broken ankle ,cracked ribs and blurred vision, paddy said no wonder he fell off  ? |
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Post by Slabsideian on Mar 10, 2016 22:04:11 GMT 1
English, Irish and Scottish men having a chat about the names of their sons.
English man says "I called my son George as he was born on St George's day"
Scotsman says "I called our wee boy Andrew as he was born on St. Andrew's day"
Paddy is sitting there listening to this and calls to his son to come over to them.
"Pancake, come over here and tell these fellers when you were born"
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Post by KevtheRev on Mar 12, 2016 19:46:07 GMT 1
Jaysus , these jokes were doing the rounds before LC's were ! F'n brutal!! Even Jim "Nick Nick " Davidson doesn't get away with these anymore .
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