Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2007 19:47:11 GMT 1
because of the pathetic smoking ban rose and Betty were outside having a fag when it started to rain.
rose got out a condom cut the end off and put it over her fag and carried on smoking.
"whats that then?" asked Betty,
"its a condom" said rose,
"where you get one off them then?" asked Betty,
"from a chemist" said rose.
next morning Betty went into the local chemist, walks up to the counter and shouts;
"got any condoms love"
the newly started young lad blushes somewhat and asks ;
"any particular brand?"
"any" replied Betty,
"as long as it fits a camel"
rose got out a condom cut the end off and put it over her fag and carried on smoking.
"whats that then?" asked Betty,
"its a condom" said rose,
"where you get one off them then?" asked Betty,
"from a chemist" said rose.
next morning Betty went into the local chemist, walks up to the counter and shouts;
"got any condoms love"
the newly started young lad blushes somewhat and asks ;
"any particular brand?"
"any" replied Betty,
"as long as it fits a camel"
;D 
