Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2007 19:46:40 GMT 1
man comes home to find a mate with his wife,
quickly he runs down stairs and grabs the kitchen knife and stabs him to death.
wife says that's a bit silly, carry on like that and you won't have any mates left!
to save gas Pavarotti will be cremated in a microwave;
as the saying goes "its not over till the fat b*****d pings".
south London police are looking for a "racist attacker"!
i phoned them but it turns out it wasn't a job application.
paddy was in the pub talking to his mate about joining the para's,
my first jump i was up 800 feet, 1 by 1 they jumped when it got to my turn i just couldn't. then a big black man behind me got out his foot long man hood and said if i didn't jump he'd stick this right up me!
did you jump paddy his mate said?
just a little when he first pushed it in!
little billy walks into his parents bedroom just as they were at it.
billy's dad laughs and throws a pillow at him shouting GET OUT,
a while later there's all hell in billy's bedroom his dad goes up to find billy shagging his gran,
billy looks up and says;
its not that funny when its your mum is it!
i can sympathise with the Italians over the death of Pavarotti,
i know what its like to lose a tenner!
man gets home from work to find his Irish wife in the bedroom with the beano up her snatch,
whats wrong with the vibrator i gave you he said?
nothing you stupid t**t its comic relief day!!
and finally (pretty please norbo)
black man picks up a beautiful girl and takes her home,
she says "show me if its true what they say about you black men?",
so he stabbed her and nicked her purse!!!
quickly he runs down stairs and grabs the kitchen knife and stabs him to death.
wife says that's a bit silly, carry on like that and you won't have any mates left!
to save gas Pavarotti will be cremated in a microwave;
as the saying goes "its not over till the fat b*****d pings".
south London police are looking for a "racist attacker"!
i phoned them but it turns out it wasn't a job application.
paddy was in the pub talking to his mate about joining the para's,
my first jump i was up 800 feet, 1 by 1 they jumped when it got to my turn i just couldn't. then a big black man behind me got out his foot long man hood and said if i didn't jump he'd stick this right up me!
did you jump paddy his mate said?
just a little when he first pushed it in!
little billy walks into his parents bedroom just as they were at it.
billy's dad laughs and throws a pillow at him shouting GET OUT,
a while later there's all hell in billy's bedroom his dad goes up to find billy shagging his gran,
billy looks up and says;
its not that funny when its your mum is it!
i can sympathise with the Italians over the death of Pavarotti,
i know what its like to lose a tenner!
man gets home from work to find his Irish wife in the bedroom with the beano up her snatch,
whats wrong with the vibrator i gave you he said?
nothing you stupid t**t its comic relief day!!
and finally (pretty please norbo)
black man picks up a beautiful girl and takes her home,
she says "show me if its true what they say about you black men?",
so he stabbed her and nicked her purse!!!
