Post by lovely on Apr 29, 2007 19:58:22 GMT 1
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to
hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav
quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the arse.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to
hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav
quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the arse.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
