Post by russktm on Apr 9, 2007 18:25:39 GMT 1
couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep,
> > >>the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman
> > >>to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
> > >>"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
> > >>snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
> > >>Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red
> > >>ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,
> > >>the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed.
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> > >>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
> > >>drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
> > >>snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.
> > >>So, she goes to the closet again and grabs a piece of blue ribbon and
> > >>ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on
> > >>him! The woman sleeps soundly.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>In the morning, the husband wakes from his drunken stupor and
> > >>stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
> > >>glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
> > >>He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees
> > >>the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't
> > >>know where we were ,, or what we did ,, but, by God..we took first and
> > >>second place. ;D ;D
> > >>the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman
> > >>to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
> > >>"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
> > >>snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
> > >>Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red
> > >>ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,
> > >>the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
> > >>drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
> > >>snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.
> > >>So, she goes to the closet again and grabs a piece of blue ribbon and
> > >>ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on
> > >>him! The woman sleeps soundly.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>In the morning, the husband wakes from his drunken stupor and
> > >>stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
> > >>glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
> > >>He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees
> > >>the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't
> > >>know where we were ,, or what we did ,, but, by God..we took first and
> > >>second place. ;D ;D
