Post by vin on Apr 6, 2007 10:12:55 GMT 1
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in
the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c**k was missing.
He knew about the c**k fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c**k?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has any body seen a c**k?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn't belong to them?"..............Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c**k?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c**k was missing.
He knew about the c**k fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c**k?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has any body seen a c**k?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn't belong to them?"..............Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c**k?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
