Post by vin on Apr 3, 2007 17:38:34 GMT 1
John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F*#k you, and she says:F*#k you too"
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The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
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A man is dying of cancer. His son: "Dad why you keep telling
people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare to f#$k your mother."
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"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain
problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part
has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
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Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "because anything above the p*#sy and below the tits
is a waste"
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A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like
at the dinner table".The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
"Honey,would you please pass me the vagina?"
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Question: "what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F*#k you, and she says:F*#k you too"
____________________________________________________
The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
____________________________________________________
A man is dying of cancer. His son: "Dad why you keep telling
people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare to f#$k your mother."
____________________________________________________
"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain
problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part
has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
____________________________________________________
YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
____________________________________________________
Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "because anything above the p*#sy and below the tits
is a waste"
____________________________________________________
A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like
at the dinner table".The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
"Honey,would you please pass me the vagina?"
____________________________________________________
Question: "what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
