Post by russktm on Mar 31, 2007 23:37:15 GMT 1
ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub,
where a large selection is available at retail prices.
McDONALD'S: Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in
with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
And the absolute belter for last
WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a shit
anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards
where a large selection is available at retail prices.
McDONALD'S: Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in
with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
And the absolute belter for last
WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a shit
anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards
