russktm
Drag-strip hero
Finally on the road!!
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Post by russktm on Mar 31, 2007 23:36:16 GMT 1
CAR thieves: Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.
DEPRESSED people: Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help',simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.
MOTORISTS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
JEREMY Beadle: When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks or large frisbees.
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.
SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
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Post by tonkatoy on Apr 1, 2007 20:33:12 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D some crackers in there
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Post by vin on Apr 8, 2007 9:51:48 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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Post by pablo on Apr 17, 2007 18:49:55 GMT 1
;D
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