Post by russktm on Mar 31, 2007 23:34:33 GMT 1
EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs
into the bin.
MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the
volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife
from having to do it.
GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by
Royal Mail.
BANGING: two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very
small horse is approaching.
BLIND PEOPLE: Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not
wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
ALCOHOL: makes an ideal substitute for happiness.
DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and
wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on
their way.
PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving
everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the
morning, simply move it all back again.
into the bin.
MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the
volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife
from having to do it.
GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by
Royal Mail.
BANGING: two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very
small horse is approaching.
BLIND PEOPLE: Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not
wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
ALCOHOL: makes an ideal substitute for happiness.
DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and
wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on
their way.
PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving
everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the
morning, simply move it all back again.
