Post by russktm on Mar 31, 2007 23:32:53 GMT 1
CINEMA goers: Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a
piss before the film starts.
RAPPERS: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually
speaking clearly in the first place.
DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity
stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old
bank statements.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red
wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the
stains.
SOLDIERS: Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial
tomfoolery after a trip to Truprint.
MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to
yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
BURGLARS: When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out
at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs
on you.
piss before the film starts.
RAPPERS: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually
speaking clearly in the first place.
DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity
stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old
bank statements.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red
wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the
stains.
SOLDIERS: Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial
tomfoolery after a trip to Truprint.
MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to
yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
BURGLARS: When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out
at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs
on you.
