Post by russktm on Mar 31, 2007 23:24:21 GMT 1
wee Glesga woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
>>waiting for the doctor to come in.
>>The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it
>>somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle
>>fed.
>>"Breast fed," she replied.
>>Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
>>He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a
>>while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
>>Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under
>>weight. You don't have any milk !"
>>I know," she said, "ah'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"
>>waiting for the doctor to come in.
>>The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it
>>somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle
>>fed.
>>"Breast fed," she replied.
>>Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
>>He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a
>>while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
>>Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under
>>weight. You don't have any milk !"
>>I know," she said, "ah'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"
;D ;D ;D
