Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2007 2:33:22 GMT 1
3 foot high bloke dragging a massive crocodile into a pub and goes up to the bar,
"I'm the entertainment tonight" he says
"blimey" says the barman the stage's up there.
ta and off he walks.
short time later when the pub fills up he introduces himself to the crowd.
hi tonight I'm going to do a stunt, here what i will do,
jacks open the croc's mouth puts a piece of wood in (to keep it open) and ties a rope on, undoes his trousers and rolls out this huge bite marked c**k and puts it across the teeth of the croc. gets the biggest mallet you've ever seen in one hand and then asks the audience for a volunteer.
an ape of a guy stands up (oh shit not again says the man to him self)
can you hold this rope for me and when i count to 3 pull it away as hard as you can and i will try to beat you by pulling my member out first ok.
1...2...3 before he knew it the rope and wood were gone and the croc had slammed its mouth shut.
bang bang bang bang finally after hitting the beasts head it opens its mouth and he got his tool out.
a meek round of applause is given,
now would any one in the audience like to have a try at this?
a woman at the back stands up and says yes please but please dont hit me over the head with the mallet.
"I'm the entertainment tonight" he says
"blimey" says the barman the stage's up there.
ta and off he walks.
short time later when the pub fills up he introduces himself to the crowd.
hi tonight I'm going to do a stunt, here what i will do,
jacks open the croc's mouth puts a piece of wood in (to keep it open) and ties a rope on, undoes his trousers and rolls out this huge bite marked c**k and puts it across the teeth of the croc. gets the biggest mallet you've ever seen in one hand and then asks the audience for a volunteer.
an ape of a guy stands up (oh shit not again says the man to him self)
can you hold this rope for me and when i count to 3 pull it away as hard as you can and i will try to beat you by pulling my member out first ok.
1...2...3 before he knew it the rope and wood were gone and the croc had slammed its mouth shut.
bang bang bang bang finally after hitting the beasts head it opens its mouth and he got his tool out.
a meek round of applause is given,
now would any one in the audience like to have a try at this?
a woman at the back stands up and says yes please but please dont hit me over the head with the mallet.
;D ;D ;D
