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Post by tonkatoy on Mar 4, 2007 20:40:20 GMT 1
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc snf said, "sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and the crew take you safely to your destination."
A male passenger thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" so when the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," he said, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the c**kpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the c**kpit."
"It's now the box office."
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Post by jacobeana on Mar 18, 2007 20:14:20 GMT 1
funny
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