Post by tonkatoy on Feb 23, 2007 23:34:02 GMT 1
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!!
>
> A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
> town and party with his old
> buddies.
>
> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>
> "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
>
> "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a
> beer."
>
> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
> refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
> from 12
> different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
> could think
> of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know...
> They have
> frozen glasses... "
>
> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
> him by
> saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge
> beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
> getting chills just holding it.
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
> the bar
> they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
> won't be
> long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>
> "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
> took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
> wings, pigs in blankets,
> mushroom caps, and little quiches.
>
> "But my sweet honey... At the bar.... You know there's swearing,
> dirty
> words and all that..."
>
> "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR
> ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR
> FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T
> GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER! GOT IT,
> JACKASS?"
>
> And...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
>
> A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
> town and party with his old
> buddies.
>
> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>
> "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
>
> "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a
> beer."
>
> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
> refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
> from 12
> different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
> could think
> of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know...
> They have
> frozen glasses... "
>
> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
> him by
> saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge
> beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
> getting chills just holding it.
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
> the bar
> they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
> won't be
> long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>
> "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
> took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
> wings, pigs in blankets,
> mushroom caps, and little quiches.
>
> "But my sweet honey... At the bar.... You know there's swearing,
> dirty
> words and all that..."
>
> "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR
> ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR
> FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T
> GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER! GOT IT,
> JACKASS?"
>
> And...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?