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Post by vin on Feb 21, 2007 20:24:13 GMT 1
A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Post by bump on Feb 21, 2007 20:28:20 GMT 1
;D Nice one !
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Post by nuttytart350 on Feb 21, 2007 21:34:21 GMT 1
about right .... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pablo on Feb 22, 2007 20:20:19 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Dirtbag on Feb 23, 2007 8:50:11 GMT 1
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Post by tonkatoy on Feb 23, 2007 23:30:06 GMT 1
good one mate ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2007 20:14:46 GMT 1
sorted ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jacobeana on Mar 4, 2007 20:13:47 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D
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