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Post by tonkatoy on Feb 14, 2007 19:25:59 GMT 1
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.= She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to= all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lad= y a drink?"The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.But down = at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the count= er and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"The bartender poured the dr= ink and the woman chugged it down.She turned to the patrons and again point= ed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "Wha= t man here will buy a lady a drink?"Once again, the same little drunk slap= ped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink= !"The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's= your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep cal= ling her a ballerina?"The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg th= at high has got to be a ballerina!
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Post by nuttytart350 on Feb 14, 2007 22:27:44 GMT 1
;D pmsl ;D
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Post by Dirtbag on Feb 16, 2007 9:57:50 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by vin on Feb 16, 2007 18:38:50 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jacobeana on Feb 16, 2007 20:42:45 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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