Post by Norbo on Jun 14, 2006 13:10:59 GMT 1
A woman posts the following ad in the newspaper...
'Lady would like to meet man with these qualifications: won't beat me up or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
'Lady would like to meet man with these qualifications: won't beat me up or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
what?so he can hold a stick in his teeth...not really norbs,made me chuckle... ;D ;D ;D