Post by Sunny on Mar 19, 2006 21:04:12 GMT 1
THE 27 TOP THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK
>
> 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
> 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a f**k.
> 3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
> 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
> 5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
> 6. Ahhh, I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again.
> 7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
> 9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
> 10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
> Subject.
> 11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
> 12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
> pronounce.
> 13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
> 14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> 16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> 17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
> 18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> 19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
> 20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
> 21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
> 22. You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.
> 23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> 24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
> 25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> 26. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
> 27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
>
> 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
> 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a f**k.
> 3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
> 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
> 5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
> 6. Ahhh, I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again.
> 7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
> 9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
> 10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
> Subject.
> 11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
> 12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
> pronounce.
> 13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
> 14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> 16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> 17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
> 18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> 19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
> 20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
> 21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
> 22. You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.
> 23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> 24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
> 25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> 26. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
> 27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
