Sunny
Drag-strip hero
a little sun does ya good!:)
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Post by Sunny on Feb 22, 2006 0:07:14 GMT 1
Biker gets stopped for speeding by a copper hiding behind a bush with a speed camera. The copper starts to take his details and asks him what he does for a living. I work in the hospital replies the biker, as a rectum stretcher. That an unusual job says the copper. I know replies the biker, we have special stretching tools that can go up to six foot. Blimey said the copper, what would you do with a six foot ar----le. The biker replied, stick a badge on him stick a camera in his hand and hide him him behind a bush.
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Post by Norbo on Feb 24, 2006 9:47:27 GMT 1
its an old one but still true
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loopy
L plate rider.
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Post by loopy on Feb 24, 2006 17:42:23 GMT 1
yeah i get the same sort of thing when kitchen fitters ring up, i let them go on with the speil..... make me an offer then ask why do i need a kitchen.....after they have given me their repsonse i just calmly say to them...your through to the morgue... i dont need a fitted kitchen....all i hear next is a clunk of the phone been put down at the other end.......  |
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Post by nuttytart350 on Feb 26, 2006 2:06:02 GMT 1
One time a double glazing firm phoned so I let him waffle on ....then said i'm already double glazed....so he says how about a conservatory....I said it would need some pretty deep foundations as I live on the third floor....and the t**t says i'm sure we could quote on the job....when could he come around to see me !!!!!!!!!...DOH!!!
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Post by nuttytart350 on Feb 26, 2006 2:15:43 GMT 1
I should have made the appointment and gone out for the day
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Post by nuttytart350 on Feb 26, 2006 2:25:29 GMT 1
LOL.........like your style
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