Sunny
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a little sun does ya good!:)
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Post by Sunny on Feb 22, 2006 12:51:19 GMT 1
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of thetree
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there......
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Post by alibongo on Feb 22, 2006 15:12:00 GMT 1
I like that, might put that on the back of the business cards. ;D
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Post by Norbo on Feb 23, 2006 12:55:34 GMT 1
I like it . verry true
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Post by vinze187 on Feb 23, 2006 20:49:46 GMT 1
Gunna write that down and print it off at work and post it "Anonymosly" in all the bosses offices lol
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