Post by JonW on Jul 5, 2023 7:17:18 GMT 1
www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/rhodes/motorcycles/husqvarna-701-supermoto-/1313959209
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"Husqvarna 701 Supermoto - $9,500
Do you think you're short and crave the experience of being taller than most people on the road? Are you sore from bending over all the time? Uh, sorry, I mean your wrists, do they hurt? Cause this bike is comfortably upright for all you weak-jointed individuals looking for a cosier ride.
This bike has had only one owner its entire life and as much as I'd like to say that owner is Keanu Reeves, I can't. It's me. I'm sorry if that disappoints you.
My 701 has been serviced every 5000kms-ish, most recently again at 29760km, along with a fresh new stator, lithium battery, air filter and new grips because the other ones were shredded from holding on in absolute terror every time I rode past hwp. It was fitted with new sprockets and chain around 700km ago and has always been garaged. As much as I tried to avoid riding in the rain or on wet roads, sometimes you just can't escape it and end up working 8.5 hrs in drenched shoes because you foolishly assume it won't rain but now you're on your merry way to getting jungle rot.
Additionally, if you own this bike, it is loud, so you can effectively ruin the day of everyone around you just trying to have a nice lunch. You may feel cool, but nobody will be impressed as you zip through the city. But hey, who cares what other people think? BAPBAPBAPBAP
Only damage includes cosmetic damage from a loop back in early 2020 but you're not that superficial, are you?! O, you are? Sorry for continually disappointing you, it's starting to feel like you're my mother.
Bike starts every time, is in perfect working condition, has no known issues, no finance and nothing you need to replace or worry about unless you ride it into the ocean or something.
Comes with key and spare key key card.
Selling because I haven't been doing much riding recently and the place I'm moving to in August has no garage. As such, I can't take the bike with me and refuse to park it outside where it's in the elements or have some pleb load it into their van and whisk it away. If anyone has any ideas for new hobbies please feel free to give me ideas.
If you wanna come 'check out' the bike, drop by any time 24/7 at 27-29 Luxford Road Mt Druitt 2770 👮🏻♀️👮🏻♀️👮🏻♀️ (joking)
Just message me here for any enquiries
Byebye"
FYI the address for the scammers really is a police station.
This is the text, in case its gone by the time you look...
"Husqvarna 701 Supermoto - $9,500
Do you think you're short and crave the experience of being taller than most people on the road? Are you sore from bending over all the time? Uh, sorry, I mean your wrists, do they hurt? Cause this bike is comfortably upright for all you weak-jointed individuals looking for a cosier ride.
This bike has had only one owner its entire life and as much as I'd like to say that owner is Keanu Reeves, I can't. It's me. I'm sorry if that disappoints you.
My 701 has been serviced every 5000kms-ish, most recently again at 29760km, along with a fresh new stator, lithium battery, air filter and new grips because the other ones were shredded from holding on in absolute terror every time I rode past hwp. It was fitted with new sprockets and chain around 700km ago and has always been garaged. As much as I tried to avoid riding in the rain or on wet roads, sometimes you just can't escape it and end up working 8.5 hrs in drenched shoes because you foolishly assume it won't rain but now you're on your merry way to getting jungle rot.
Additionally, if you own this bike, it is loud, so you can effectively ruin the day of everyone around you just trying to have a nice lunch. You may feel cool, but nobody will be impressed as you zip through the city. But hey, who cares what other people think? BAPBAPBAPBAP
Only damage includes cosmetic damage from a loop back in early 2020 but you're not that superficial, are you?! O, you are? Sorry for continually disappointing you, it's starting to feel like you're my mother.
Bike starts every time, is in perfect working condition, has no known issues, no finance and nothing you need to replace or worry about unless you ride it into the ocean or something.
Comes with key and spare key key card.
Selling because I haven't been doing much riding recently and the place I'm moving to in August has no garage. As such, I can't take the bike with me and refuse to park it outside where it's in the elements or have some pleb load it into their van and whisk it away. If anyone has any ideas for new hobbies please feel free to give me ideas.
If you wanna come 'check out' the bike, drop by any time 24/7 at 27-29 Luxford Road Mt Druitt 2770 👮🏻♀️👮🏻♀️👮🏻♀️ (joking)
Just message me here for any enquiries
Byebye"
FYI the address for the scammers really is a police station.
