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Post by steve h on Apr 19, 2021 14:12:32 GMT 1
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-56799749Humankind can fly a helicopter on another planet.... and still be capable of the ultimate f**ktardary.  Suppose acts like this are all part of keeping the balance... Ying and yang or something...
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Post by arrow on Apr 19, 2021 16:58:22 GMT 1
Won't be the last either, when these so called "driverless cars" are more prevalent.
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Post by chrisg on Apr 19, 2021 18:52:01 GMT 1
In years to come we will be able to f*ck 2 planets up at once, some achievement
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Post by veg on Apr 19, 2021 18:59:14 GMT 1
Locusts have feck all on mankind, did read this earlier they aren’t the first to do it either. This is why take away coffee cups have caution contains hot liquid.
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Post by arrow on Apr 19, 2021 19:12:35 GMT 1
Those big boiling water dispensers in works canteens with the little flip tap on them.
A guy at work used it to wash his hands, briefly!!
It was out of action for over a week while H&S decided if it was too dangerous to be on site.
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Post by veg on Apr 19, 2021 19:29:43 GMT 1
We had completely ott health and safety, we had a kettle and toaster in our office, one day we burnt some toast the alarm went off, now this office was staffed by 10 detectives dealing with seriously bad people and we were all paid to make big decisions daily.
So HSET called the office and told us to evacuate the office, he was laughed at and the phone was put down.
5 minutes later trumpton turned up blues and twos, so we all start looking out of the window for the fire. Our colleagues in fire coming bounding up the stairs, BA at the ready etc etc, we are thinking shit maybe there is a fire somewhere?
Guess where they came as the HSE T had called them, total and utter plonker all for a burnt crust.
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Post by steve h on Apr 19, 2021 19:56:46 GMT 1
In years to come we will be able to f*ck 2 planets up at once, some achievement Mars is already fooked. I saw a program on it years ago. Some popstar came from there who had lizard eyes and sang about someone called Tom in tin can or something. |
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Post by donkeychomp on Apr 19, 2021 21:43:00 GMT 1
Think my fave Darwin award goes to the American who bought a new Winnebago. He got on the freeway and set the cruise control, then went into the back to make a coffee.
Amazingly he survived the carnage he caused, and even more amazingly sued Winnebago and won.
Alex
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Post by oldbritguy on Apr 20, 2021 7:18:42 GMT 1
Unbelievable
Some people should not be allowed to procreate.
This particular genetic make up should be allowed to wither away and die out.
It is the survival of rest of us I fear for surrounded by these utter numptys.
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Post by dusty350 on Apr 20, 2021 7:19:53 GMT 1
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Post by steve h on Apr 20, 2021 9:55:07 GMT 1
Beer, sandwiches and a pellet gun!.... What a plinker!!
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Post by donkeychomp on Apr 20, 2021 21:31:18 GMT 1
Poor Larry. I have the book and it's a hell of a laugh. And a hell of a shock. But sadly, these people really need to be removed from the gene pool.
Alex
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Post by steven on Apr 21, 2021 0:01:09 GMT 1
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Post by steven on Apr 21, 2021 0:10:17 GMT 1
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Post by oldbritguy on Apr 23, 2021 7:08:25 GMT 1
One of my fellow citizens personal entry for the coveted Darwin award!   |
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Post by veg on Apr 23, 2021 10:43:25 GMT 1
That’s known as a free alcohol dispenser.
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Apr 23, 2021 13:08:04 GMT 1
I've got 20l of stuff from work that smells like it needs 2 ice cubes and a dash of coke 😋
Steve
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Post by steve h on Apr 23, 2021 13:10:14 GMT 1
I've got 20l of stuff from work that smells like it needs 2 ice cubes and a dash of coke 😋 Steve Whats stopping you? I've got several litres of alcohol stove fluid, maybe we can have a piss up?? |
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Apr 23, 2021 13:44:09 GMT 1
I've got 20l of stuff from work that smells like it needs 2 ice cubes and a dash of coke 😋 Steve Whats stopping you? I've got several litres of alcohol stove fluid, maybe we can have a piss up?? May need more than a dash of coke, it's 65% pure Ethanol (the only stuff you can drink without going blind) May have to distil it to get the other 35% away cause if you touch your face after using it The taste is vile Steve |
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Post by veg on Apr 23, 2021 13:51:45 GMT 1
Anyone else than you two and I’d think they were joking.
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