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Post by urbantangleweed on Dec 10, 2018 18:39:49 GMT 1
Sorry for the capitals.......
A DOCTOR THAT HAD BEEN SEEING AN
80-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FOR MOST OF HER LIFE FINALLY
RETIRED. AT HER NEXT CHECKUP, THE NEW DOCTOR TOLD HER
TO BRING A LIST OF ALL THE MEDICINES THAT HAD BEEN
PRESCRIBED FOR HER. AS THE DOCTOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH
THESE HIS EYES GREW WIDE AS HE REALIZED GRANDMA HAD A
PRESCRIPTION FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.
"MRS. SMITH, DO YOU REALIZE
THESE ARE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?"
"YES, THEY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT."
"MRS. SMITH, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
IN THESE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP YOU SLEEP!"
SHE REACHED OUT AND PATTED THE YOUNG DOCTOR'S KNEE AND
SAID, "YES, DEAR, I KNOW THAT. BUT EVERY MORNING,
I GRIND ONE UP AND MIX IT IN THE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THAT
MY 16-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER DRINKS. AND BELIEVE ME IT
DEFINITELY HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT."
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