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Post by spooch63 on Oct 2, 2018 22:44:06 GMT 1
One evening, after the honeymoon, Steve was working on his bike in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we’re married. maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.
You probably should consider selling your bike and all those tools; they take up so much of your time. And all those bike models and magazines, they just take up so much space. And you know the camping gear is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it.I also think you should lose all those old vinyl records.
Steve got a horrified look on his face.
She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
David replied, “I wasn't..."
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Oct 3, 2018 18:56:28 GMT 1
That just reminded of a really funny moment (well it was from where I was standing)
I was at my mother in laws at a family event and my wife's brother was there with his fiancee
He had been married and divorced before
After a few drinks we were having some banter and he joked about not being godfather to any of his siblings kids
Quick as a flash I said "you can't complain, you never invited any of your family to your FIRST wedding"
His fiancee was not happy...
...he had only omitted to tell her he had actually been married twice
Me and my big mouth again
Steve
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