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Post by markhoopy on Nov 10, 2017 17:48:24 GMT 1
Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both superb workers. Rather than flip a coin I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in first the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get water to take an aspirin. I approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” "Could you jack off for now?" she asked. "I feel like shit. If you can wait I'll do you at lunchtime." I had to let Jack go. Bosses have to make the tough decisions!
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