Post by Shytalk on Nov 30, 2008 10:30:35 GMT 1
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector:
'First body:
An Italian , 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
'Second body:
'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one.
Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
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'Thought he was having his picture taken'.
their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector:
'First body:
An Italian , 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
'Second body:
'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one.
Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
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'Thought he was having his picture taken'.
