Aphrase NO man should ever need to hear !!!

[spooch63]

Be warned this will turn your stomach at the very least and for the more delicate of you may possibly make you vomit uncontrollably !! DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED !!!!!


So then I work as a carer, supporting adults that need a little support to get through the daily grind which is their day. Today I arrived to pick up my client for the day who at 33 still lives his mum who I feel I should add is 74 , so then, wandered round to the back of the house as usual to find his mum sat in the conservatory, rattled on the door and let myself in as I always do, immediately on entering his mum exclaimed "look out for that bucket, I don't want it knocking over, it's full of bleach" automatically I look down to see what I wish I hadn't as I will be certainly be having nightmares for the next few weeks when I asked "what on earth have you got in there, it looks revolting"
To which she replied 


Before scrolling down to see I strongly advise you to think twice !!












And she said "I'm just soaking my knickers to get the stains out of the gussets"


Told you you should have thought twice, but at least you weren't there, It was there at my feet, if anybody knows a good therapist can you send them my way, quickly !! 

  

[midlifecrisisrd]

Can top that

I work as a laundry specialist. Usually entails chemical dosing pump set up, wash process programming and a bit of chemistry

Low point was in a nursing home and being asked to sniff an old dears knickers to see if the still smelled of sh1t after washing

Steve

[stusco]

Fixing a back boiler old lady in chair says I've not had my toenails cut in 4years looked like spicy Nik naks

[Yogi]

Fitting some fans under a freezer in Tesco and a strong smell of piss came up

Lifted my head up quick and nearly put my face in an old grannies crotch who was standing astride me looking in the freezer

Piss stains galore

[steve h]

Is this the old lady spooch???

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[iwantalc]

could be worse could be your other half with her knickers in a bucket..lol

[Delbert]

What glamorous jobs you all have ,, I must admit it's mandatory to use a seat cover in the more elderlys cars at work to stop the piss soaking into your overalls

[Slabsideian]

Could be worse, the old dear could have actually been your Mrs!!?? Hmmm like peeling apart a toasted bacon and cheese sandwich

[steeley]

Sid looks to camera ,oh cor blimey lets get out of here.

[Norbo]

This is 1 thread I could have done without reading yuck