Post by iwantalc on Oct 19, 2014 18:40:41 GMT 1
2 poofs walk into a bar big bloke behind bar says to his mate watch me have a laugh with these two..so 1 poof says to his mate what do you want to drink the other replies ill have a gin so he goes up to the bar ..the barman still laughing with his mate says what can i get you the poof says ill have 2 gins please to which the barman says what type of gin do you want bit confused the poof replies what type of gin do you have the barman now busting himself with laughter replies we have three types of gin hydrogin nitrogin and oxygin the poof says i will have to ask my friend so off he waddles he repeats what the barman said to his friend so the other poof said he,s taking the piss out of us i will order the drinks so off he goes the barman and his friend are busting with laughter so the poof says can i have 2 pints of turd please bit confused the barman replies 2 pints of turd to which the poof replies yes there are three types of turd musturd custurd and you you big shit
