Post by tonkatoy on Mar 4, 2007 20:40:20 GMT 1
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc snf said,
"sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and
the crew take you safely to your destination."
A male passenger thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the
captain a woman?" so when the attendants came by with the drink cart,
he said "Did I understand right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," he said, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know
what to think with only women up there in the c**kpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it
the c**kpit."
"It's now the box office."
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc snf said,
"sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and
the crew take you safely to your destination."
A male passenger thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the
captain a woman?" so when the attendants came by with the drink cart,
he said "Did I understand right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," he said, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know
what to think with only women up there in the c**kpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it
the c**kpit."
"It's now the box office."
