Post by vin on Feb 20, 2007 18:19:55 GMT 1
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't you f***ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you f***ing
dickhead?"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't you f***ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you f***ing
dickhead?"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"
;D
