Post by tonkatoy on Feb 14, 2007 19:34:24 GMT 1
>First time sexA girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet
>and have dinner with her parents. As this is such a big event, the girl
>announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and
>make love for the first. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before either so he takes a trip to the chemist to get some condoms. He
>tells the chemist it's his first time and the chemist helps the boy for
>about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
>and sex.At the checkout chemist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
>buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
>pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
>all. That night, the boy shows up at his girlfriends parents house and
>meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
>parents, come on in!" The boy enters the house and is taken to the dining
>room where the girl's parents are seated at the dining table. The boy
>immediately offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the
>boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still
>no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,"I had no idea you were
>this religious." she says. The boy turns, and whispers back to his
>girlfriend "I had no idea your father was a chemist."
>
>and have dinner with her parents. As this is such a big event, the girl
>announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and
>make love for the first. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before either so he takes a trip to the chemist to get some condoms. He
>tells the chemist it's his first time and the chemist helps the boy for
>about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
>and sex.At the checkout chemist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
>buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
>pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
>all. That night, the boy shows up at his girlfriends parents house and
>meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
>parents, come on in!" The boy enters the house and is taken to the dining
>room where the girl's parents are seated at the dining table. The boy
>immediately offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the
>boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still
>no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,"I had no idea you were
>this religious." she says. The boy turns, and whispers back to his
>girlfriend "I had no idea your father was a chemist."
>
