Post by 1966baz on Apr 12, 2014 7:50:04 GMT 1
A bloke has just got into bed on a freezing cold night and the door bell goes. His wife sais go on then see who it is. He gets his dressing gown on and goes down to see who it is. There's an old Tramp at the door and sais can I have a push Mister. The bloke ca'nt be bothered to go outside in the cold so tells him to sling his hook.He goes back upstairs and tells his wife who tells him to get back down and help, 'after all you would want some help if you'd had broken down in the middle of nowhere. So the bloke goes back down , goes out the door and can't see a thing. Where are you he calls to the Tramp. 'Over here on the swing' the Tramp calls back. 
