Post by tonkatoy on Feb 8, 2007 23:54:40 GMT 1
It was entertainment night in the lounge at the OAP Home and the Amazing
>Claude was topping the bill.
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>People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
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>As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike
>most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a
>trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
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>The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
>antique pocket watch from his coat.
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>"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
>special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
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>He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
>chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
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>The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth; light
>gleaming off its polished surface.
>Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
>it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
>into a hundred pieces.
>
>"S**t" said the Hypnotist.
>
>It took several days to clean up the lounge at the OAP Home.
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>Claude was topping the bill.
>
>People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
>
>As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike
>most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a
>trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
>
>
>
>
>
>The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
>antique pocket watch from his coat.
>
>"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
>special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
>
>
>
>
>
>He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
>chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
>
>The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth; light
>gleaming off its polished surface.
>Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
>it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
>into a hundred pieces.
>
>"S**t" said the Hypnotist.
>
>It took several days to clean up the lounge at the OAP Home.
>
>
;D ;D ;D ;D
