Post by russktm on Feb 8, 2007 0:32:29 GMT 1
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon
entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The
young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to
me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." The young
woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said, "No,
but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The
young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to
me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." The young
woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said, "No,
but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
;D ;D ;D 
