Post by tonkatoy on Feb 3, 2007 22:49:50 GMT 1
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
>love to a very attractive young woman.
>
>"You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a
>faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
>divorce!"
>
>And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
>least I can tell you what happened."
>
>"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say
>to me!"
>
>And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
>this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down & out and
>defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
>that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
>that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought
>her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the
>ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
>
>The poor thing devoured them in moments.
>
>Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was
>doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
>them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
>that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they
>are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
>present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found
>the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just
>to annoy her, and I also & donated those boots you bought at the
>expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same
>pair."
>
>Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued
>
>"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her
>to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
>
> "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
>
>
>
>love to a very attractive young woman.
>
>"You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a
>faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
>divorce!"
>
>And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
>least I can tell you what happened."
>
>"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say
>to me!"
>
>And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
>this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down & out and
>defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
>that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
>that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought
>her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the
>ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
>
>The poor thing devoured them in moments.
>
>Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was
>doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
>them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
>that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they
>are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
>present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found
>the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just
>to annoy her, and I also & donated those boots you bought at the
>expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same
>pair."
>
>Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued
>
>"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her
>to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
>
> "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
>
>
>
