Post by tonkatoy on Feb 3, 2007 13:05:16 GMT 1
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward
>waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and
>tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy
>boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the
>babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify
>their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first,
>so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit
>confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be
>mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a
>scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!
>waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and
>tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy
>boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the
>babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify
>their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first,
>so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit
>confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be
>mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a
>scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!
