Post by tonkatoy on Feb 3, 2007 13:03:52 GMT 1
One day, Paul Ince is being chauffeured home in Cheshire, when his
>driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a strange looking beast on
>the
>side of the road, killing it instantly. On inspection of the creature,
>neither the driver nor Ince knew what the animal was, but it was
>wearing a collar. All the collar read was "THE t**t" with an owners
>address.
>
>When they arrive at their destination, Ince suggests to the driver that
>he should go back to the farm house and apologize for the accident and
>offer to pay for the damages. Three hours later, the driver returns,
>with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a Cuban
>cigar in the other, and swaying left to right as he walked.
>
>- "What happened?" asks Ince.
>
>- "Well," said the driver, "when I told him, the farmer gave me this
>bottle, his wife gave me this cigar,and the his beautiful 19 year old
>daughter made passionate love to me!"
>
>- "Bloody hell" said Ince
>
>- "What exactly did you tell them?"
>
>- "I said, Hi, I'm Paul Ince's driver and I just killed the t**t!"
>
>
>driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a strange looking beast on
>the
>side of the road, killing it instantly. On inspection of the creature,
>neither the driver nor Ince knew what the animal was, but it was
>wearing a collar. All the collar read was "THE t**t" with an owners
>address.
>
>When they arrive at their destination, Ince suggests to the driver that
>he should go back to the farm house and apologize for the accident and
>offer to pay for the damages. Three hours later, the driver returns,
>with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a Cuban
>cigar in the other, and swaying left to right as he walked.
>
>- "What happened?" asks Ince.
>
>- "Well," said the driver, "when I told him, the farmer gave me this
>bottle, his wife gave me this cigar,and the his beautiful 19 year old
>daughter made passionate love to me!"
>
>- "Bloody hell" said Ince
>
>- "What exactly did you tell them?"
>
>- "I said, Hi, I'm Paul Ince's driver and I just killed the t**t!"
>
>
