Post by tonkatoy on Feb 3, 2007 13:00:35 GMT 1
One night in a local Liverpool pub, a huge scouser was sitting at the
>bar slowly getting pissed. He was 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighed at
>least 400 pounds. A little later a short, skinny, obviously gay man
>walks in and sits next to the huge guy. After having a few drinks the
>gay man sidled over to the huge scouser and whispered in his ear:
>
>- "Do you want a blow job?"
>
>At this, the giant Merseysider jumped off his chair, punched the guy in
>the face breaking his nose, grabbed him by the feet and threw him out
>into the car park where he finished him off with bone crunching kicks to
>the head. He then left the faggot laying on the floor and went back into
>the bar.
>
>Amazed, the bartender brought the huge scouser a beer and said:
>
>- "I have never seen you like that before. You are normally such a
>gentle man, just what did he say to you anyway?"
>
>- "I'm not sure," replied the scouser, "It was something about a job!"
>
>
>bar slowly getting pissed. He was 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighed at
>least 400 pounds. A little later a short, skinny, obviously gay man
>walks in and sits next to the huge guy. After having a few drinks the
>gay man sidled over to the huge scouser and whispered in his ear:
>
>- "Do you want a blow job?"
>
>At this, the giant Merseysider jumped off his chair, punched the guy in
>the face breaking his nose, grabbed him by the feet and threw him out
>into the car park where he finished him off with bone crunching kicks to
>the head. He then left the faggot laying on the floor and went back into
>the bar.
>
>Amazed, the bartender brought the huge scouser a beer and said:
>
>- "I have never seen you like that before. You are normally such a
>gentle man, just what did he say to you anyway?"
>
>- "I'm not sure," replied the scouser, "It was something about a job!"
>
>
